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I am a 39 year old woman with amazing super powers. No, wait. I am a 39 year old woman who makes amazing murals out of old teabags and toast crumbs. No. That's not right. I am a 39 year old vegetarian pelican with a nest in an old tractor tire. Dammit. This is not going well at all. Let's try it again.
First, we fact check. 39 years old. Check. Female. Check. Human. Ummmm. . . Check.  Good so far. Lack of super powers. Check. Lack of murals, teabags, and toast crumbs. Check. Lack of webbed feet and giant beak. Check.

I am a 39 year old woman. I like to write things. I won't go so far as to say I like to write [insert genre or format here] because I really don't know what I will end up writing. Poems, essays, stories, rants, grocery lists. I am just going to start using this blog to share what I write and see if anyone feels like reading it. I think I will put it pictures from time to time to make it more visually stimulating and hope I don't get in trouble for copyright infringement. This one is totally safe as it is me not being 39 years old.