Bounce to The Beat

Everyone thinks they know about bunnies. Little cute, fluffy rodents that eat our gardens and flowers. We see them out in the early morning and at dusk. We assume that when we don't see them bunnies sleep. That's where you're wrong.

In the deepest burrows, all through the day, bunnies are busy. That is because bunnies have discos. Seriously, Bunny Discos! These bunny hot spots are everywhere. One may even be under your very own garden. The bunnies use a lot of interesting fungi in their decor for mood lighting. They know exactly which type glows in which trippy color. They've even contracted out to the lightening bugs to add that extra ambiance. These clever bunnies would never use electric lights because they want to minimize their power drain. They need to make sure they use the least amount of electricity possible to avoid detection. For the bunnies, the Disco Party must go on and on.

Electricity is use for one thing and one thing only. The Music! Now, I am sure there is someone who will want to make a joke about bunnies listening to Hip Hop but that just ain't so. Bunnies only listen to Trance and Reggae. It's the only kind of music that reaches their carrot-powered soles and makes them Dance! Dance! Dance! Most bunnies only sleep two hours per day. The rest of the time they are twitching their ears and stomping their feet to some spaced-out beat or Third World.

Next time there is a bunny munching your basil plants, just crank up some Bob Marley and get ready for the magic. 'Cause let me tell ya, there are no bad dancers at the Bunny Disco! All bunnies have natural rhythm. That's why there are so many of them.